Quotes #7: Places, People, and Smiles: the essentials of life

Me: Sometimes I wish I were someone else because some times I get tired of the way I look.
Morgan: Amelia, I think it's time I told you....welcome to a woman's life.
Amelia chuckles
Morgan: Now boys on the other hand....they love looking at themselves. They get excited every time there's a mirror around.
Amelia laughing
Morgan: Really, they do it secretly so you don't really know.
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Morgan: Eminem is too old for show business.
Amelia: Yeah, they are.
Morgan: Huh?
Amelia: Uh....he?
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A guy walking behind us: When you get cold, dance! You'll warm up. Or you could dance with a girl. You'll get even warmer that way.
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One of my FHE sisters, Moriah, came over late one night. I was really tired and not making much sense half the time. We were talking about being excluded from ward games going across the dorms and how we should do something to someone's kitchen. If we did that we could say, "Our Kitchen trumps your kitchen!" because Morgan's last name is kitchen.....well, this is what happened while we were discussing this. I never actually said that previous quotation instead, it was this:

Amelia: It could be our kitchen trumps your chicken! I mean, kitchen! Our kitchen trumps your chicken! Kitchen!!

So then we've decided to call it "Our kitchen trumps your chicken!" Later, Moriah gives me a sticky note that says,

"My chicken loves your kitchen."
Amelia: Awww, it knows the gospel!

Let me know if you understand.
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Sleep talking one night....
Amelia: Oh my gosh!
I sit up and look around then lay back down...zzzzzz..... (5 min later)
Amelia: Oh my gosh! There's a whole new side of life!!
I then turn over onto my other side.
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Morgan: I love sneezing!!
Amelia: WHY?
Morgan: It's like you've lost a whole two seconds of your life because you can't even keep your eyes open.
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Morgan: I like my burn. I want it to stay
Amelia: You could do it again...
Morgan: Hmmm....I don't believe in intentional pain......ouch!
Amelia: You don't?
Morgan: I was saying that as I was trying to pull out a hair.
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One night at the grocery store an older lady came and stood next to me, looking around.
Older lady: I don't think he has gone out another door. There's only one door going out that way. Goodness, maybe I've lost me another husband! Ha!
She looks at me quite warmly, but has a twinkle in her eye, as if we're best friends. It made me smile.