Quotes #5

Sarahy: So, why don't you like ice skating?
Morgan: Who told you that?!?
Sarahy: Uh....you did. Tonight.
Morgan: Oh.
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After Lydia washed her face one evening, Ruby says, "Wow Lydia, I've never noticed, but you can see your zits really well when you're not wearing any skin makeup!!"
What a kind 8 year old sister we have. haha!
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Me: I don't want to buy a big house.
Morgan: What if you have 10 children?
Me: Well, then, I might reconsider. Although, I don't think that's going to happen because I'm not very good with pain.
Morgan: Maybe it won't be painful for you.
*pause*
Me: Did you really just say that?
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In Physics...
Someone laughs randomly in class. Brother Stokes looks at them as the class goes silent. They try to calm down, eventually succeeding. Brother Stokes then says,
"Save that for the lame joke I have later."
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Me: Morgan, I'm in love.
*long pause*
I then take a bite of my PB&J sandwich.
Me: ....with my PB&J.
Morgan: You know what that's going to turn into in a few months?
A confused look comes across my face. I'm thinking stomach acid, but that don't make no sense!
Morgan: A man.
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"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I have so many stories I never knew I had!" - Laurel
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I was trying to teach Laurel how to do a dance move and I couldn't explain it very well.
"You've gotta jump like thi...AAAAAAAaaAAaaaaAAAAhHHhhhHHHhhhhHHhhhhhh!"
*pause*
*deep breath*
"I'm recovered. Okay, let's do it!"
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I'm not very good with words at the dentist, and not because there is so much in my mouth, but because I can't think very well in dentists' offices. And I really really hate going to the dentist in the first place.....
Dental Assistant: Do you want to do the fluoride this time? You did it last time, but now you're 18 so the insurance won't cover it.
Me: The less the possible.
I felt so idiotic!
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Ruby had been sent back into the church building to retrieve Father's scriptures and she comes back with this dialogue following:
Ruby: I couldn't find them!
Georgia: Is that why you're holding them?
Ruby: Yeah! Well..no.....
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We were driving away from our house after a rather warm day that melted almost all of the snow. There was a small pile of snow in the middle of the yard.
Dad: Was that your snowman you two made?
Ruby: Yeah. It was fresh snow until it melted.
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Not knowing what to do for Christmas presents:
Georgia: I'm going to go into my room to be inspired by something.
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Little girl: What did you get for Christmas?
Me: I got a rolling pin so I can make pizza!
Little girl: That's it?
Me: Well, I also got this necklace and this wallet! What did you get?
Little girl: I got a kitchen!
Me: A kitchen?
Little girl: Yeah! A big one!!
Me: Really? Was there anything in your kitchen?
Little girl: Um....dishes. And cups!
Me: So you got a big kitchen with dishes and cups?
Little girl: uh-huh!
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