Quotes #8

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Ruby: She memorized the parable.
Georgia: No! It's the PREAMBLE.
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Morgan: Do you keep stealing my nitrile gloves from my backpack?
Amelia hides behind her computer, feigning shame.
Morgan: Answer me when I ask you a question!!
She throws her gloves at Amelia in jest.
Amelia stares at Morgan for a few seconds.
Amelia: I'm not a Jew.....and you're not a Nazi. But no, I don't steal.
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Amelia: There's no J on this map! Look, there's an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I..errrr...K, L, M, N! No J!
Morgan: They just don't like J's.
Amelia: They don't like Jesus?
Morgan: No, but they like Esus.
Amelia: Eeeeeeezzzzzz....uuuuuussssssss. Ease us from our loads of homework!
Morgan is confused then starts laughing.
Morgan: Did you get what I meant?
Amelia: No.....
Morgan: It's Jesus without the J!
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After a Tim Tam Slam session.....
Morgan: If I fainted, I would faint in a bowl of hot chocolate.
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Professor: Your scores should be on facebook and I need you to go check your grades to make sure we inputted everything correctly.
What is wrong with this sentence?
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Playing a game....
Amelia: Man! They hit me right on the nail!
Mom: Right on the nail eh?
Amelia: Um.....they hit the nail right on the head?
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